"Big Bubba Ray" (eganward01)
08/25/2014 at 21:12 • Filed to: None | 2 | 20 |
Dude or girl I hope you realize that a bunch of fags are gonna want that bike an if you don't sell that to me for bout 450 and I'm talkin free ones ya hear? I'm at the store right ow so I can't hit up their wifi forecast but I don't matter caus I'll fin ur bike and when I do I'll by it I'm sick if this bus ridin shit, you feel me man, I don't wanna smoke on a bs cause I'll get kicked off and then bad shit happens when metro dumps me cause they don't let me see my friends on the low what's up with you hoes?
Trill, I'm bout to set it in you mamma
I don't get email unless I'm at the library so snapchat me at Horseydicks811 for more updates on my lifestyle
Peace out
I dare somebody here to add him on snapchat. Most likely spam, but hilarious nonetheless. Craigslist never disappoints.
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George McNally
> Big Bubba Ray
08/25/2014 at 21:17 | 0 |
Pretty much why Craigslist scares the crap out of me whenever I want to sell stuff. Not the best idea to invite weirdos to where you live.......
Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
> Big Bubba Ray
08/25/2014 at 21:17 | 0 |
I sold a bike on CL, offered me about a third of my asking price, I rejected his offer and said I'd turned down more than double what he had offered multiple times. He blamed stupid hipsters.
Brian Silvestro
> Big Bubba Ray
08/25/2014 at 21:19 | 8 |
Please reply with this image, and nothing else.
Leadbull
> Big Bubba Ray
08/25/2014 at 21:19 | 1 |
I don't wanna smoke on a bs cause I'll get kicked off and then bad shit happens when metro dumps me cause they don't let me see my friends on the low what's up with you hoes?
It's true, the Metrolink is a bunch of ratchet snitches, ya feel me?
norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback
> Big Bubba Ray
08/25/2014 at 21:20 | 0 |
Reply to him and see if he's real because dammit I wanna see the reply.
norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback
> Leadbull
08/25/2014 at 21:22 | 1 |
only ratchet-y ass hos ride the Metrolink
Big Bubba Ray
> Leadbull
08/25/2014 at 21:23 | 0 |
Forgot to include, he started the email by saying "Hey, Ratchet,"
Leadbull
> norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback
08/25/2014 at 21:24 | 1 |
Also drunk people who think they can sing.
Big Bubba Ray
> Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
08/25/2014 at 21:24 | 0 |
Haha that's absurd. I'm asking $500, which is a steal. Bought it for nearly $650 and it's barely been ridden. I'm just waiting for the lowball offers to come in.
Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius
> Big Bubba Ray
08/25/2014 at 21:24 | 1 |
Given the wrong number text my friend got last night, I would wager this is 100% real.
Big Bubba Ray
> norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback
08/25/2014 at 21:24 | 0 |
I don't even know how to respond to something like that!
Big Bubba Ray
> George McNally
08/25/2014 at 21:25 | 0 |
Totally agree. Unless I'm selling a car, I usually meet at a Wal-mart or bank or something.
norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback
> Big Bubba Ray
08/25/2014 at 21:28 | 0 |
Yo I heard you lookin for a dope ass bike so you can smoke and see yo friends on the low. We gon' meet up at (place) and I bring bike you bring cash. You dig?
Say that just to see shat he says.
Leadbull
> Big Bubba Ray
08/25/2014 at 21:28 | 1 |
Reply to him with a similar vernacular. If a negotiation happens, keep it going.
Then, when you meet him dress up in a nice, WASP-y outfit and see how he reacts.
Big Bubba Ray
> norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback
08/25/2014 at 21:30 | 1 |
That's perfect, I'm doing it now!
Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
> Big Bubba Ray
08/25/2014 at 21:30 | 0 |
I had mine up for $250 a piece. I cant tell you how many times I got "Sorry to tell you bro, but your bikes suck. I'll offer you $80 and be happy its even that"
Big Bubba Ray
> Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
08/25/2014 at 21:32 | 0 |
$80?? What a joke. Lowballs are the worst part about CL so I usually make sure to price things a little higher.
norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback
> Big Bubba Ray
08/25/2014 at 21:33 | 0 |
I need to see the reply to that.
Also I'm like the whitest person ever so I like to make fun of the "Gangsta" white kids in my school. I talk like that sarcastically sometimes. So much fun.
Big Bubba Ray
> norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback
08/25/2014 at 21:34 | 1 |
I sent the email a minute ago, so I'll post an update as soon as one rolls in! haha
norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback
> Big Bubba Ray
08/25/2014 at 21:36 | 0 |
Ill be waiting!